Following an idea from Marissa, I played a fun little game of "Google Needs" - you just type in your name and the word "needs" and this is what I got:
HEIDI NEEDS:
A Day Off --- I am actually in the middle of one of those right now! And you know what would be even more spectacular? If I had a boss who approved vacation days and then DIDN'T take them back.
Love --- I have love. Lots of it.
A Lifeboat --- This better be a metaphor. Or at least an apocalyptic warning. I am a busy woman, and I do not have time to be messing with boats unless Jesus is involved.
To Call Her Dad Tonight --- No. He needs to call ME. Apparently everyone in my family suffers from the inability to pick up a phone and dial my number.
A Reality Check --- Already got one of these. Please reference blog post "How many Tequila Sunrises does it take?"
A Breast Augmentation --- I have been saying this for years.
Your Thoughts --- Ehh, to be perfectly honest, I don't really like the opinions of most of you, so why don't you just keep quiet and look pretty.
To Know That Every Man She Meets Is Drooling Over Her --- Do you mean to tell me that they aren't???
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Good ol' Google!
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