1.) I look great in formal wear
Have a fancy business dinner to be at? A charity gala? Best man in your brother's wedding? I can rock a ballgown in any color.
Don't get any ideas - none will be housed in my uterus, but if you come with them in tow, I can probably keep them alive.
4.) I can hold my liquor.
My first three loves are: tequila, tequila, tequila, but I can down a Blue Moon like it's my job!
7.) I'm sporty.
Whether I'm running 13.1 miles, showing off my championhip miniature golf form, or dominating the batting cages, I'm basically awesome.
8.) I believe that variety is the spice of life.
You will never see me with the same hair style twice.
10.) I'm hot.
Let's face it. I'm not going to look this good forever, so you should probably get me while the getting is good. Go ahead, gentlemen, let the fighting over me begin...